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Comment by Klaude M on December 16, 2009 at 4:34pm

'A CHALKE ONE UP FOR THE OLD DUDE'.

An older, white haired man like me, walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful middle-aged woman by his side.
He told the the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his lady friend.

The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a £5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something special for my lady". At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought another ring over.

"Here's a Stunning ring at just £50,000" the jeweller said. The middle-aged woman eyes Sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "I'll take it".
The jeweller asked how the payment would be made, and the old man stated, by cheque. "I know you need to make sure my cheque is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the Bank and verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon", he said.

Monday morning a very teed-off jeweller phoned the old man. "There's no money in that account". "I know" he said, "But can you Imagine the weeked I had!".

This Story Is True, I Am That Old man.
The Morale of this Story; 'Ladies Don't Mess With Us Old Men'.

Comment by Anthony on December 16, 2009 at 3:57pm

LOL..LOL...LOL...thats a good one...they more colored than us...

Comment by Klaude M on December 16, 2009 at 2:58pm

HUMOUR:
THIS WAS WRITTEN BY A BLACK GUY IN TEXAS.
With Sense and Creativity.
When I was Born..........................I Was Black.
When I Grew Up...........................I Was Black.
When I Go In The Sun...................I Stay Black.
When I Get Cold...........................I Stay Black.
When I'm Scared..........................I Stay Black.
When I'm Sick..............................I Stay Black.
When I Die...................................I Remain Black

NOW YOU WHITE FOLKS.
When You're Born.........................You're Pink.
When You Go In The Sun...............You Get Red.
When You're Cold..........................You Turn Blue.
When You're Scared.......................You Turn Yellow.
When You Get Sick........................You're Green.
When You're Bruised.......................You Turn Purple.
And When You Die..........................You Turn Grey.

So Who Ya'All Calling Coloured Folks!!

Comment by Anthony on December 11, 2009 at 11:08am

Thats a good one, some people are like that, no matter how many times they get burned, they always return to do the same thing....They never learn...

Comment by Klaude M on December 10, 2009 at 6:41pm

A Jamaican man went to the Kingston Public Hospital for medical assistance. He had both ears severly bunt
Doctor: How did you your ears so tr=errible burnt sir?
Patient: Yuh si docta, mi dida rush fi gaa wuk, so mi didda hurry fi ian (Iron) mi shut (shirt) . When mi ah press, one call mi pan mi cell an insteada answer di phone mi pick up di ian an ansat.
Doctor:Yes sir, I understand how one ear could be burnt; but I still can't understand how you got both ears burnt?
Patient: The fool nuh Call Back!

Comment by Klaude M on December 10, 2009 at 6:21pm

900 JOBS INNA JEOPARDY.
A man from 'deep country' went to Montego Bay Airport, very hysterical, carrying his luggage, passport, and other necessary items for travel. He anxiously asked the agent at the ticket counter, (with thick Jamaican accent) "do sell me a ticket to Jeopardy, ma'am." The agent looked confused. "Jeopardy, Sir, Where is that? "
The man got even more anxious and agitated. "Mi nuh ha time fi fool. Jus sell mi sh ticket to Jeopardy."
The woman looked through her map and other materials. "Sir there is no such place! are you sure that's where you need to travel?"

The man lost his Temper and slammed his fist on the counter. "Look, 'ooman, Mi seh mi nuh have time fi fool. Mi hear pon di Radio dis mawning seh 900 jobs inna Jeopardy so ah de mi wan fi go Now!"

Comment by Anthony on December 10, 2009 at 6:07pm

lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, This one is funny... This joke must be the work of a Jamaican...very funny..

Comment by Klaude M on December 10, 2009 at 6:01pm

A father watched his young daugthter playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through innocent eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to see what work of God had captured her attention.

he noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
"That's Daddy Long Legs," her father answered.
"So the other one is Mommy Longlegs?"the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question, he replied "No dear, both of them are Daddy Long Legs.

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat"
Well, we're not having any of that Gay shit in our garden."

Comment by Anthony on December 9, 2009 at 5:50pm

Sure thing...I will have something soon...If you need to, I can change the name for you...let me know.

Comment by Klaude M on December 9, 2009 at 5:41pm

My Plan is for anyone to get on their 'Soap Box' give their 'Point of View', talk about any and everything. Good, Bad, Controversial, Fun, Love, Unhappiness, Travel, Vacation, Happy, Jokes, Asking Questions and getting the Answers from other Members.Etc. I Guess I should have name the Group 'My Soap Box'. In the Old-days on a Sunday in London's Hyde Park Speakers Corner, Anyone could go there stand on a Soapbox and Talk about anything. Would believe people would travel from all over London to listen. The Press was always there..many of Britain's very good speakers were Born on Speakers Corner Soap Box. Anthony, I'm looking forward to you standing on 'My Soap Box'!

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